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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
givemewallywestorgivemedeath
givemewallywestorgivemedeath

Tim "I'm attempting to clone Bart as we speak" Drake and Wally "I turned Bart's killer into a human statue, fully aware but unable to move, and placed him on display at the Flash museum so that he's forced to stare at Bart for eternity" West pretending to be normal functioning humans at Bart's funeral:

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They're just casually standing there making small talk like they aren't currently in the middle of incredibly out of control mental breakdown and making the most insane grief driven decisions ever.

Might as well ask him about the weather, Tim. Go ahead. It's a lovely day, isn't it? Wild, both of them. Absolutely wild.

I love comics
cyphyree
logorrhea5mip

Tumblr reblog chains are in danger.

It seems that the staff is actually going to go forward with their decision to remove reblog chains, where reblogs will basically work like regular comments on other websites.

This doesn't just make the site completely unusable, it removes the soul of the community that has managed to build up here over the years, and that I'm so happy to have recently joined.

It makes impossible the creation of great posts where many people build up a single thing, until it is a gem of expressed human creativity.

There will be no more world heritage posts, no more messing around with your mutuals, no posts worth remembering.

There will be no more Tumblr, and the Tikblr or TumbTube or whatever monstrosity is born from its corpse will soon die, as is probably the best. And then there will never be another place like this on the internet, no place anymore to run to, no more fun, no more community.

I recommend a simple course of action. When these changes get imposed upon us, stop using Tumblr. Get your mutuals' discords, your favourite artists' websites, and leave. If the Tumblr we have once known returns, we well too. If not, better let it die quickly than suffer a long and painful decline.

I beg you to reblog this, for the more people see it, the higher chanses are for this to work.

And add something, so we can show them what Tumblr is really for.

cyphyree

Saw this and got curious, and found some links regarding reblog-chain stuff. From what I'm reading, staff seems to be looking into ways to *condense* reblog-chains, not removing them. Also mentioned is that these changes are still to be "tested," so nothing seems to be a hard-confirmed deal yet.

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I'll go back to read more clearly in detail myself later when I'm not tired, but here are the links for those who wanna look at them


[Screenshot Description id: a part of a post with a reply by Zingring. Important parts i highlighted are between < >.

Part of the post that Zingring is replying to:

< Please, for the love of everyone with half a brain cell, DO NOT remove reblog chains >
That is an utter walnut move on a site where that is literally the appeal and backbone of how this all works. Are you mad???? Also putting NSFW behind a paywall would absolutely net you money. Why not just do that instead of destroying the basic structure of TumbIr literally everyone is raging at you not to do??
Again. Utter walnuts.

Reply from zingring to the above:

I'm neither mad < nor removing reblogs or reblog chains. >

"utter walnut move" is pretty good.

/ end id]

moronic-validity
froody

WARNING TO NORTH CAROLINIANS

our chiggers now carry TYPHUS

froody

The symptoms to look out for are fever, rash, headache, body aches, swollen lymph nodes, general GI symptoms and a crusty nasty looking area around the bite. Not all of these symptoms may be present but if you were bitten by a chigger in North Carolina and you don’t feel well, go to the doctor. Antibiotics can clear it right up but if left untreated, the fatality rate can be 40% for some strains.

Here’s a map of the places tested and the places where chiggers were found to be infected:

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(Also, because I saw this in the notes, typhoid and typhus are radically different diseases. Typhoid is caused by salmonella and usually transferred through contaminated food and water while typhus is caused by several different bacteria and typically transferred by insect bite.)

wizard0rb
alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

human-south-of-north-pole

MOON LANDING DAY IS THURSDAY!

startrekgifs

HAPPY MOON DAY EVERYONE!!! 🌙